"Food is a huge source of comfort for me."
"My parents emphasized experiential learning - in my family, being adventurous was a sign of maturity."
"Maternity leave is for women to hide and heal their disintegrating body."
"I don't want to be that famous."
"Every comic is taught that you're supposed to have a great seven-minute set and then get a sitcom. And I don't want to get the sitcom."
"A lot of people get into stand-up as a back door into acting or something. But I really like writing jokes and telling jokes."
"My dad grew up with straight-up no running water. He slept in a twin bed with his two sisters and his mom, like 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory' style: like, feet at the head, feet at the head alternating. And then I think his dad slept on, like, a bed of newspapers on a floor in their apartment."
"At the end of the day, I'm not really trying to make a statement with any of my standup."
"The more socially conscious you are, the better the work you make."
"It's really strange being in, like, Addison,Texas, and having people come up to me at a Nordstrom's or a gas station. It's really, really surreal."
"I always really loved comedy. It's the only thing I was ever good at." This article was written with the help of JARVIS.